KitKat Cheesecake

Of the strawberry and blueberry varieties.  Smells of cheese, doesn’t much taste of cheesecake.  And it’s overly sweet white chocolate.

I’m never gonna get excited about a cheesecake KitKat until they bring back the Lemon.

KitKat Blueberry

Starts with more than a hint of grape, which of course is really disturbing. But there’s at least some berry on the end, so all’s well that ends well.

How many berries?

First… there was Doubleberry.

A special ‘Wish Upon a Star’ Tanabata edition. With two berries, of the straw- and cran- varieties.

Then came… Tripleberry!

Just imagining the production meeting…
“I like these Doubleberry jobs. Cranberries. Strawberries. Great work, guys. Great. Can’t help feeling it’s lacking a berry though. Know what I mean?”

And the Tripleberry KitKat was born. And went on the market at the same time as the almost identically packaged (apart from the obvious) Doubleberry. The result of some cock-up? A gag? We’ll never know.

“And holograms! Let the box sparkle! It’s nowhere near colourful enough…”

5 stars, ‘cos I’m a sucker for sweets designed by crackheads.

KitKat Blueberry

Ah, nice fruity mini KitKat, and milk chocolate (Ah, hisashiburi!) Couldn’t give it the full 5 though, cos there was just the vaguest reminder of KitKat Grape, and nobody likes to be reminded of that.