Should you be unfortunate enough to cross paths with this KitKat, keep it. Keep it until someone wrongs you. And when you’re done wishing hateful things on that person, give them this.
I honestly haven’t had such a revolting taste in my mouth since I mistakenly picked up what I thought was a stray chocolate chip from the living room floor.
I’ve tested the Rose KitKat on unsuspecting guinea pigs, without preamble or warning. The look of hurt in their eyes as they wondered why I would do something like this to them will stay with me forever.
Remember – friends don’t let friends eat rose-flavoured confectionery.
(I really must make a ‘No stars’ gif)